Atlanta Jackpot Winner died after Gold Plating his Testicles
 Atlanta Jackpot Winner died after gold plating his Testicles |
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The Atlanta, GA Night Stock Clerk At Walmart Decided To Try His Luck At Gambling On His Lunch Break.
He Played The Online “Mega Moolah” Game and Instantly Hit The $100 Million Jackpot! He Immediately Quit His Job And Started Spending His Winnings On Lavish Things!
Having Been Obsessed With the 2002 movie “GoldMember” In Which Austin Powers Dips His Enemies Testes In To Gold, Justin Thought This Would Be The Perfect Way To Spend His Loot And Bling Himself Out.
Green Went On a Shopping Spree Which Included Gold and Diamond Chains, Exotic Cars, Gold Rings, Custom Gold and Diamond “Grills,” A New Home, Motorcycles, and All Sorts Of “LOOT”. He Did Not Save Any Of His Winnings.
He Then Began Searching For Ways To Gold Plate His Genitals. After Being Turned Away By Professional Gold Marketers, He Decided He Would Paint His Own Penis With Gold Lead Paint.
Green Used a Professional Automotive Gold Plater That He Borrowed From a Garage. Unfortunately In The 12 Hours Following The Procedure, Green Encountered a Series of Health Issues That Ultimately Led To His Death.
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According To Doctors, Gold Plating Is Not Meant To Be Used In The Body. Green Died Of Mercury And Lead Poisoning, Common Elements Found In Gold.
Surely, Money Cannot Buy Common Sense And Money Cannot Help You Cheat Death.
Permit me to call him First class 'mumu'!
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