Naija veteran actors and actresses and their constant roles


Nollywood movies 

Nollywood!
Well, I can categorically tell you that this industry has really really improved to fit in on the digital screen in this digital age.
I could remember vividly well, when I do watch Nigerian Movies those days, where action films are and movie effects by producers could make you want to break the screen of your television set. Lolzzzzz.
And of course I can say that our actors and actresses are really doing us proud now.
But we can't talk about the present without speaking of the past, as the past is the mother of present!
Nigerian has been blessed with some great veteran actors and actresses. Now, I'm going to list their names, and sure you know Nigerian Movies, you will know the story line just inside the poster, and the advert on t.v. And of course, these actors and actresses, the moment you see them inside tte movie, I bet you've known what the movie is all about... Lol.... Here we go and the number one man is....

Pete Edochie 
Pete Edochie 

Yea yea! I bet I know that feeling of yours! Lolzzz .... I don't need to go further...
The moment you see this man in movies.there are only two things he would likely do. He hardly be the king... He's always a king maker with bad intension... And, he belongs to an Occultic group whose mission is only to make men rich... Lol... And he's always a wicked uncle who places people under juju and spell...lol.
 So when you see him in movies, you know already what kinda movie you're about to watch! Lolzzz

Kanayo O. Kanayo 
Kanayo O. Kanayo 

Hahahahahahahhaha... To be candid with you, while I was still very young  I hate this man with passion with those his big eyeballs.   His role is nothing but wickedness and association with Occultic group. It's either he'll kill his brother because of his wealth, or kill his friend spiritually because of his wealth which he want to inherit. Lolzzz...

Rita Nzelu 
Rita Nzelu 

Hmmmmmnn... She has only one mission... TO SNATCH YOUR HUSBAND! She never had her own husband, it's either she seduce her friends husband or use jazz on him. She likes visiting native doctor, (I wonder if her Papa na native doctor) lol...
Or, she marries a man whose wife is late and once she marry him, if that man happen to have a child or children... Chai! Those children are finish! It's either they'll start selling pure water or they will be house boys living without food in their stomach! Lolzzz.. . And when the husband return she'll pretend again she loves them! Lol

Keneth Okonkwo 
Keneth Okonkwo 

Lol... I never knew that man's mouth is real... What?! When he smiles, his mouth is too big to cover part of his teeth, all his 32 teeth are exposed when he smiles alone.
Pls don't wait to see him laugh..
Anyways, he has a phenomenon role on screen... He's always poor and wretched, he's always facing financial hardship, is either he just lost his job or his business just collapsed... And after that? He gets frustrated by this, and you know his next line of action na.. . Lol... Money ritual! His own is nothing but money ritual through joining of cult! Lolzzz...

Clara Chukwuka 
Clara Chukwuka 


Yea yea! Wicked mother I guess you will say,
He hardly have a female, hers is always a male child, who is going to fall in love with a pauper but... She no go gree! She's always married to a rich man, she's always enticed by money, she's always leaving her poor wretched husband to marry a rich man. He hates step children and she spoils her own children. lolzzz. ...


Saint Obi 
Saint Obi 

Aka aka  aka !
This man should be given a standing ovation!
As he saw that we are getting tired of juju juju movies, he decided to help us out to bring action movie to Nigeria... Lol!
Yea! That gangsta and kung-fu master! Lolzzz
He's always the actor who fights bad niggas with his skillful handling of guns and Chinese things... Lol... I know many of you will remember that movie line "yeeee... You shot me? And I will die!" It was then I knew  that person wey them shoot still get mouth to ask if he's been shot and to confirm to the shooter that he's going to die... Lolzzz...
So if he's among the cast, know that you're watching bad gangsta movie... Of kung-fu style! Lolzzz...


Sam Dede 
Sam Dede 

Yea! Naija Denzle Washington... Who says Nollywood no get SSS... That's Nigeria secret agent... Only him na bad guysis... The good cop! Undercover actor whose role is to either work as an SSS or the chief security officer to Mr. President!... Lolzzz. So when you see him in movies, know that you're about watching a secret mission movie that only him will take down all the bad guys in town without an helping hand... Lolzzz...

 Ngozi Ezeonu 
Ngozi Ezeonu 

Are you a producer who is looking for a role for a passionate mother who will suffer to train her children and whose husband will die  in a ghastly motor accident or killed by his greedy brothers.. Then, You're right on spot, Ngozi Ezeonu! When you see her in the movie, know that it's either one of her child will die or her husband will die and she'll cry her life out. Know that she'll suffer in the hands of her family. And if she  happen to be a cast in a royal movie where she happen to be the Queen, trust me she'd be dethroned.. Lol.. It's either they implicate or accuse her of something... And trust me, she's always innocent! Lolzzz...

Chitwetalu Agu 
Chiwetalu Agu 

Lolzzz... Prominent actor with a prominent role!... Who can best fit into his role than him? I say nobody! When you see him in movies, he has only two major roles, it's either he's the  chief priest of the village and wicked as well... Who doesn't regard the king.... Or he steals your land!... Who steal land reach him? He's always quarrelling over piece of land and of course he gets it by killing the owner. He's always having land disputes and he's always wicked when he fights for that  piece of land! Lol... Choi!

Zack Orji 
Zack Orji 

His role doesn't change like that... He's always that rich and generous nan, who is either the manager of a multimillion naira company or he owns his own business that is flourishing. He cares for his family and helps the needy. A cool husband every woman would always want to have, Cos he hardly firnicate... He's hospitable and of course, his kindness will lead him to bankruptcy, and he'll suffer small... And along the line it's either someone who he helped before would come back and help him or his company would call him back as he's always been sacked from his office due to scandal. .. Lol!... I like him sha... Cool and handsome! Lolzzz...

Hanks Anuku 
Hanks Anuku 

Hey yo mehn! Wadup? I ain't gonna finish up this without including him mehn! Damn!
Lol! That man who brought 'hey yo men' into Nigerian movie industry. He's always a gangsta and who is always in love with a woman. Is either he's a notorious hoodlum or good gangsta who treats the F**k ups of bad gangsta most especially on campus and on the street! Gerrarahia mehn! Lolzzz


Clem Ohamese 
Clem Ohameze 

His back is never straight nor walk upright.
I know what you will call him.. . wicked brother or wicked uncle. He has only three major roles in Nollywood, it's either he's fighting for chieftaincy title, or he fights his brothers with juju for wealth or he's poor and wretched and his wife will possibly leave him, and his friend would always lure him to join their cult so that he will be rich and famous! And with his riches and fame, he fights for chieftaincy or kingship title or also fight over acres of land! Lolzzz


Patience Ozokwor 
Patience Ozokwor Ozokwor

She's always acting the role of a mother, and when she does that, her role is majorly two, you can't marry her daughter if you don't have a car, you must be very rich if you're coming for her daughters hand in marriage, if not, sorry is your case, it's either she chase you with hot water or she pour you soap water. And her second role is, if her child is a male, and his wife has not yet conceived, my sister, pls chase yourself before you receive her call from the village that she's coming to town. And she'll never inform you when she's coming, when that happens, she's not coming with her scarf on her head, it's always tied around her waist and of course you know na, SHE WILL NEVER WALK ALONE, she will come with a village girl as a wife for her son. Lolz!


Amaechi Muonagor 
Amaechi Muonagor 

His own is to kill his brother over his wealth or piece of land. His role is synonymous to that of clem ohamese and chiwetalu Agu. They always belong to one cult or the other for wealth and riches. He vie for power and position tooth and nail... If he doesn't get it, then no one would! He's always a godfather!

Hilda Dokubo
Hilda Dokubo

Sweet mother I no go forget you for this suffer wey you suffer for me ooo!
When you see her in movies, she has only two major roles to play, it's either she suffer for her children by selling pure water, groundnut to send them to school, or she's a prayer warrior for her family. They always snatch her husband, and she's always battling with the spiritual world with prayer!... Do you need a drum of tears? She can give you without stress! Lolzzz...

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