7 Things You Don't Know About Guys
I know some of you women would have been trying to understand we guys, in some sorts. We just seem complicated at some point and seem very easy to be manipulated some other time. But I want to ask who is the most difficult gender to twig? Well maybe that would be a different topic for another day.
Here are little things that you may LIKELY not know about Us. ..
#Aye Aye captain!
Yea right! That's who every man is... We men are naturally bossy. We always want to feel in charge. We want to be referred to as "Almighty" in the relationship. We want to be in total control of our relationship. Most of we guys are 'do as I say'. We want to be the captain of that ship, the General of the battalion, the boss and all other high rank you can think of. No guy want to date a girl who is bossy or act bossy. We are not ready to ride that ship with you if we find out that you are also a captain. We want a girl we can have control over. I know some of you would be like, "Nah!, I can't allow a man to take me for a ride" yea right, you aren't a car to be rode. But we guys want to date a girl who we can HANDLE... So, if you are not ready to be controlled, my dear, I advise you still remain in that club "All the single ladies"....
Yea right! That's who every man is... We men are naturally bossy. We always want to feel in charge. We want to be referred to as "Almighty" in the relationship. We want to be in total control of our relationship. Most of we guys are 'do as I say'. We want to be the captain of that ship, the General of the battalion, the boss and all other high rank you can think of. No guy want to date a girl who is bossy or act bossy. We are not ready to ride that ship with you if we find out that you are also a captain. We want a girl we can have control over. I know some of you would be like, "Nah!, I can't allow a man to take me for a ride" yea right, you aren't a car to be rode. But we guys want to date a girl who we can HANDLE... So, if you are not ready to be controlled, my dear, I advise you still remain in that club "All the single ladies"....
#Sharon or Moron?
This is totally not who we guys want.... A moron! Yes, we guys want who we can control, but not a mumu! If we tell you to sit down there, we expect you to sit down and ask us why? And not you sit down and feel sorry for your 'dumbass'. We guys needs a girl who can sometimes question our authority. The truth is, guys love tough respectful women. We don't just want a woman who could easily be thrown by swings of words and by the pendulum of actions. We guys want you to be tough even though at the end we want you to still succumb. So, don't just act like a dummy, give us a reason why we need to respect your stand and point of view sometimes. A man needs a woman who is bold, but whose boldness has a silent word of RESPECT
This is totally not who we guys want.... A moron! Yes, we guys want who we can control, but not a mumu! If we tell you to sit down there, we expect you to sit down and ask us why? And not you sit down and feel sorry for your 'dumbass'. We guys needs a girl who can sometimes question our authority. The truth is, guys love tough respectful women. We don't just want a woman who could easily be thrown by swings of words and by the pendulum of actions. We guys want you to be tough even though at the end we want you to still succumb. So, don't just act like a dummy, give us a reason why we need to respect your stand and point of view sometimes. A man needs a woman who is bold, but whose boldness has a silent word of RESPECT
#Father Abraham!
Oh yea! All guys are polygamous in nature. Every guy is guilty of this. I ain't saying we all have more than one woman but all I'm saying is, every guy has tendencies of having more than one woman in his life,... Don't get it twisted, never blame us, it is absolutely natural, it's law of nature. It only takes the heart of a man and his mind to rebuff this natural phenomenon. It only takes maturity, level of sanity and stand of spirituality that can save a man from the natural recurrence.
If a man is in a relationship, there's 40% chances of him having another woman. Not that we don't love our present relationship or woman, we just don't know how to control and save ourselves from that nature phenomenon of polygamy a man is entrenched in. A guy can truly love you, that doesn't mean we can't cheat on you. When we tell you we love you, we actually meant it. But that's no guarantee we can't fall for having another affair outside. So, know a man is born polygamous.
Oh yea! All guys are polygamous in nature. Every guy is guilty of this. I ain't saying we all have more than one woman but all I'm saying is, every guy has tendencies of having more than one woman in his life,... Don't get it twisted, never blame us, it is absolutely natural, it's law of nature. It only takes the heart of a man and his mind to rebuff this natural phenomenon. It only takes maturity, level of sanity and stand of spirituality that can save a man from the natural recurrence.
#I do; don't do!
Naturally, that's who we guys are... We are more of the do as I say not do as I do kind. And what is that thing we do but we can't withstand our women doing....cheating! Yes cheating! Just as I purported before, we (guys) are simply polygamous by the virtue of nature, but we don't want our women to be polyandrous! We guys can always go ahead and cheat, without fear of being caught, but we can't withstand our women cheating. A man can go mad If he finds his woman promiscuous, we are simply not accepting your excuses even if you caught us doing same as we expect you to accept our excuses. . If you as a woman want to cheat because your man is cheating, my dear, many things could go wrong (two wrongs don't make a right). That's who we guys are, we could cheat but we can't stand our woman cheating..
Naturally, that's who we guys are... We are more of the do as I say not do as I do kind. And what is that thing we do but we can't withstand our women doing....cheating! Yes cheating! Just as I purported before, we (guys) are simply polygamous by the virtue of nature, but we don't want our women to be polyandrous! We guys can always go ahead and cheat, without fear of being caught, but we can't withstand our women cheating. A man can go mad If he finds his woman promiscuous, we are simply not accepting your excuses even if you caught us doing same as we expect you to accept our excuses. . If you as a woman want to cheat because your man is cheating, my dear, many things could go wrong (two wrongs don't make a right). That's who we guys are, we could cheat but we can't stand our woman cheating..
# Who is that guy?
Every guy is born naturally jealous! Any guy that says he doesn't get jealous should pls go and become an Eskimo. I know some guys would be like....
Bright I've being liaising with your points, but this no way, I ain't a jealous guy.
Yea, but whether we like it or not, we guys get jealous more than the women. The only difference between our jealously is that, while a woman get jealous and immediately expresses it, a guy would belly his! That's just simply the difference. We've got some drops of jealousy deep in our veins running as blood, but the degree is what varies from guys to guys. Just that, some of us has learnt to overcome it through trust! Power to control it is just what not all has. Some would see or hear, feel jealous and keep within them, some sees or hear and ask... Who was that guy?
We guys can always dance with another woman in a party, but trust me if we see you dancing with another guy, it's two things, we'd either pretend we are not moved, but our mind would not be in the dance any more, it's you we would be looking at.. Soliloquising... He better leave her alone now.... He better not pass his boundary and touch where he's not suppose to touch...
Every guy is born naturally jealous! Any guy that says he doesn't get jealous should pls go and become an Eskimo. I know some guys would be like....
Bright I've being liaising with your points, but this no way, I ain't a jealous guy.
Yea, but whether we like it or not, we guys get jealous more than the women. The only difference between our jealously is that, while a woman get jealous and immediately expresses it, a guy would belly his! That's just simply the difference. We've got some drops of jealousy deep in our veins running as blood, but the degree is what varies from guys to guys. Just that, some of us has learnt to overcome it through trust! Power to control it is just what not all has. Some would see or hear, feel jealous and keep within them, some sees or hear and ask... Who was that guy?
We guys can always dance with another woman in a party, but trust me if we see you dancing with another guy, it's two things, we'd either pretend we are not moved, but our mind would not be in the dance any more, it's you we would be looking at.. Soliloquising... He better leave her alone now.... He better not pass his boundary and touch where he's not suppose to touch...
That is it... And if the boiling point has reached the brim... Gbosa! We burst out, then we walk down to you and draw you to us to dance.
Though some of us would likely hold ourselves, and overlook it, but most definitely we have thoughts running through our minds!.. If we see you with another man in a fishy manner, thoughts cold our veins, though we might belly it with smiles, we've always got that power not to make it show. We can always pretend as if nothing is happening, you might even go ahead and ask is why we are cold and we will give you a smile and tell you 'nothing'... Trust me, deep down it's "big thing"
So, Note that every guy is naturally born jealous....Even if we don't love you, still we wouldn't want another man to be around you.
Though some of us would likely hold ourselves, and overlook it, but most definitely we have thoughts running through our minds!.. If we see you with another man in a fishy manner, thoughts cold our veins, though we might belly it with smiles, we've always got that power not to make it show. We can always pretend as if nothing is happening, you might even go ahead and ask is why we are cold and we will give you a smile and tell you 'nothing'... Trust me, deep down it's "big thing"
So, Note that every guy is naturally born jealous....Even if we don't love you, still we wouldn't want another man to be around you.
#U.P.S!
Hmmmmm... I know you'd be wondering... What does Bright meant now by UPS.... Relax!
UPS meaning is still the meaning that you all know... UNINTERRUPTED POWER SUPPLY!... That is who we guys are! Or maybe I should simply say UHS... Uninterrupted Hustling Supply!... We guys simply don't want to be interrupted when we are on the street hustling!... If a guy is still trying to pull his asses together, please I beseech you, do not interrupt us. That doesn't mean we don't love you, but what we are thinking is the last P of the 3P's of the relationship book of a guy Profess... Protect.... and Provide!
Calm down, let me explain to you what this 3P's stands for... We guys Profess our love to you in 20%.... We guys hardly use that word I love you... That doesn't mean we don't... We tell you we love you when we want to once in a while. The 2nd P, is Protect, we Protect you (women) in 30%... We kill mercilessly that ant that dare perch on your skin, talk more when it's another fella who is becoming a thorn in your flesh ... Damn! We want our women to be respected! While the last P is to Provide.... This is the major part of a guy in a relationship... It takes 50%... No guy want to be a broke guy in a relationship. "fine boy no kobo"... Just in case you don't know, we hustle just to make you keep up! No guy want a poor relationship... We guys are like... Even if I can't get her ice cream... Let me buy her coke... Yes that's who we guys are, we just want you to be comfortable, by you not getting jealous of your friends in their relationships.
Now, we could only provide for you when our ass is on that Street to push the wheels of hustling! And when we are, pls do not interrupt us... When a guy is hustling to make a better future for you both he's never going to remember love... That's the bitter truth!... That doesn't mean we don't love you... But we want to be a man who could Profess his love through providing and not just professing through the words of the mouth.
So, when we are trying to build a career, when we are hustling, trying to make an end means, we don't do love (even though we sincerely love you) but all we've got running through our heads is nothing but money!
So, when we are on the move hustling just support us, don't make us see you as if you're pestering, and interrupting... That period we need you even if we wouldn't show you nor tell you ... But truly we do! Just don't think we don't have your time, a man that has all the time is simply doing nothing, and someone that does nothing is a lazy man ... And the holy book said... No food for a lazy man... And if there's no food for a lazy man, how then will he cater for you in that relationship?
Hmmmmm... I know you'd be wondering... What does Bright meant now by UPS.... Relax!
UPS meaning is still the meaning that you all know... UNINTERRUPTED POWER SUPPLY!... That is who we guys are! Or maybe I should simply say UHS... Uninterrupted Hustling Supply!... We guys simply don't want to be interrupted when we are on the street hustling!... If a guy is still trying to pull his asses together, please I beseech you, do not interrupt us. That doesn't mean we don't love you, but what we are thinking is the last P of the 3P's of the relationship book of a guy Profess... Protect.... and Provide!
Calm down, let me explain to you what this 3P's stands for... We guys Profess our love to you in 20%.... We guys hardly use that word I love you... That doesn't mean we don't... We tell you we love you when we want to once in a while. The 2nd P, is Protect, we Protect you (women) in 30%... We kill mercilessly that ant that dare perch on your skin, talk more when it's another fella who is becoming a thorn in your flesh ... Damn! We want our women to be respected! While the last P is to Provide.... This is the major part of a guy in a relationship... It takes 50%... No guy want to be a broke guy in a relationship. "fine boy no kobo"... Just in case you don't know, we hustle just to make you keep up! No guy want a poor relationship... We guys are like... Even if I can't get her ice cream... Let me buy her coke... Yes that's who we guys are, we just want you to be comfortable, by you not getting jealous of your friends in their relationships.
Now, we could only provide for you when our ass is on that Street to push the wheels of hustling! And when we are, pls do not interrupt us... When a guy is hustling to make a better future for you both he's never going to remember love... That's the bitter truth!... That doesn't mean we don't love you... But we want to be a man who could Profess his love through providing and not just professing through the words of the mouth.
So, when we are trying to build a career, when we are hustling, trying to make an end means, we don't do love (even though we sincerely love you) but all we've got running through our heads is nothing but money!
So, when we are on the move hustling just support us, don't make us see you as if you're pestering, and interrupting... That period we need you even if we wouldn't show you nor tell you ... But truly we do! Just don't think we don't have your time, a man that has all the time is simply doing nothing, and someone that does nothing is a lazy man ... And the holy book said... No food for a lazy man... And if there's no food for a lazy man, how then will he cater for you in that relationship?
#Let me do it!
Chai! A guy hate this with passion. We guys sees it as an the highest embarrassment on earth when you pay for what we both took. We really don't like it if we go out to an eatry with you, or we take a cab with you and you were all there trying to do Miss Rich by doing the payment. Even if you (women) knows your guy doesn't have much on him, he wouldn't tell you though, or you just feel like doing the payment, before you leave the house, make sure you give him that money that you both will use. I know some of you women loves showing off... Let me tell the world I'm not dependent... We guys love it if our women allow us to foot the bill... If we don't have, and we know you have, when we tell you we are broke, and we plan on going on a date with you, what we are actually expecting is that you give us the money, let's hold and when we get out there we deep our hands into our wallet and stretch it to the cashier, receptionist or the taxi/bus driver. It's not pride, it's not ego. There's no credit in it when a a guy foot the bills, but it'll be totally amusing when a woman foot the bill in public while her man is rightly standing beside watching as you pay and even collect your balance and deep it into your purse!
So ladies, respect us for that, let's do it, except on occasion IF he permit or give you the go-ahead then you do it.
Chai! A guy hate this with passion. We guys sees it as an the highest embarrassment on earth when you pay for what we both took. We really don't like it if we go out to an eatry with you, or we take a cab with you and you were all there trying to do Miss Rich by doing the payment. Even if you (women) knows your guy doesn't have much on him, he wouldn't tell you though, or you just feel like doing the payment, before you leave the house, make sure you give him that money that you both will use. I know some of you women loves showing off... Let me tell the world I'm not dependent... We guys love it if our women allow us to foot the bill... If we don't have, and we know you have, when we tell you we are broke, and we plan on going on a date with you, what we are actually expecting is that you give us the money, let's hold and when we get out there we deep our hands into our wallet and stretch it to the cashier, receptionist or the taxi/bus driver. It's not pride, it's not ego. There's no credit in it when a a guy foot the bills, but it'll be totally amusing when a woman foot the bill in public while her man is rightly standing beside watching as you pay and even collect your balance and deep it into your purse!
So ladies, respect us for that, let's do it, except on occasion IF he permit or give you the go-ahead then you do it.
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